Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey
I need to keep practicing posting photos so I don't forget how to. Bucky dared me to show my monkey so here it is.
I happen to like this particular photo.
I happen to like this particular photo.
Squirl chattered at 7:13 PM
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NOW who's the classy sister?
Who dared me to post it?
You two are too cute. (I meant you and Bucky, but you and the monkey, too.) Is that monkey still around? Did it have a name? LG is very into monkeys now.
Susie, don't remember if it had a name. It definitely did not survive to this day. I probably wouldn't have really remembered it had it not been for this picture.
You should have seen Bucky and me giggling this weekend. No stress of sick mom. It was a great weekend. Does LG have a stuffed monkey or does she just like the live ones?
I surely hope it was a good monkey, or you'd have had to spank the monkey!
Cute picture!
Sierrabella, yes, thank goodness it was a good monkey. It was too big for me to spank. Take that as you will. :-)
Thanks, I like this picture, too.
Peter told us to:
Shock the monkey!
Mr B, behave yourself. I don't want to have to punish you.
Ahh well this seems like a very appropriate post for me to give you whats coming to you!!
Ahem, In honor of you guessing my new hair color, and by your own choice, I will now administer your virtual spanking. Ready? Ok then.
Oh Squirl, You have been a naughty little girl. We all know it, you can't hide it anymore. You need to come over here and take your punishment. There is no sense in fighting it, you'll only make it harder on yourself. This is going to hurt me more then it will hurt you young lady. Alright, thats a good girl.
Now come here, over my knee, thats it. (SPANK) Now you have to be good! (SPANK) I am sorry you made me do this, but its for your own good (SPANK) Your just so naughty (SPANK SPANK SPANK) Now, I hope you have learned your lesson but just incase (SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK spank tap tap tap)
Ok then. My job here is done. Have a nice day.
Oh, Jess, yes, I have learned my lesson. My monkey and I will be good now.
OK Jess....
'sup with the "tap tap tap"?
Or, is this whole spanking thing just not being done properly in my home?
This makes me think of that Saturday Night Live sketch with Deiter, and the whole "Touch my monkey" thing.
Bucky, you just might have to give Jess more details before she can properly answer that.
Ladybug, I came in late to all the monkey jokes here. Bucky's tried to bring me up to speed. I didn't watch enough SNL at that time period. Probably missed a lot.
What is it with monkeys?
That is a darling picture of you with yours -- I had a green furry one when I was little and it was true love! My daughter has a beanie-baby one that's orange and she STILL plays with it even at her advanced and sophisticated age.
Nothing better than lovin' a monkey, I guess.
Me? Behave? Yeah right. :)
Thanks, Kitty.
Eclectic, if you want to know the deal with the monkey please ask Bucky. I don't wanna talk about it. I'm the classy sister. And good for your daughter. I'm sure she thinks she's very sophisticated. :-)
Mr B, what was I thinking?
*singing*
"don't you know you gotta
SHOCK the monkey
SHOCK the monkey..."
Ha! Kitty, I like you even more with that one.
I am steadfastly clinging to my belief that "monkey" is a term of endearment. Not the crotchal area. I will not be swayed in my quest. Bring back the innocence!
Kitty, you did almost knock a glass of water on me. But you braved getting that heavy sweater wet so you could protect me from the soaking.
Mr B, who wouldn't admire Kitty?
Squirl, since I'm the only sister in my family, doesn't that automatically make me the classy one too? So then, I'll just head on over to Bucky's and get to the bottom of this monkey business. I'll let you know what I discover, in a classy way.
Kranki, you snuck in on me. I'm with you. Let's bring back the innocence to the monkey. Power to the innocent monkey!
Eclectic, at this site monkey = monkey regardless of what Bucky and others say. And, yes, that would make you the classy one. :-)
Sorry, you guys, but the inevitable fact of the matter is this:
monkey=vagina
Thank you.
The non-classy sister
Oh, dear...
Have I cleared the room with the "v" word?
I guess so Bucky. In fact when I first opened this up your profile pic was the only one that didn't show. I thought you were hiding in shame. :-)
Aaaahh, run, run away from the monkey!
Ern, that thing was as big as I was. Looks pretty scary.
Aw, you're both super cute.
You and the monkey, anyway.
Susie is right, of course. But Bucky's version is just ever so very funny when you start substituting one word for the other. I mean, really, just the feminine products aisle of Target, for example.
Naughty, naughty Bucky. ;)
Kitty, "Monkey Covers With Wings"?
Now you're gettin' all Flying Monkey on my ass.
I also like to do the opposite, substitute the "v" word for monkey.
So things like:
Shock the monkey
monkey see, monkey do
stop monkeyin' around
monkey in the middle
monkeyshine
become ever so much funnier!
Plum, thanks!
Susie, monkey = vagina is funny but I feel more comfortable with monkey = monkey.
Eclectic, I see you're getting into the swing of it.
Kitty, feminine hygeine products have never sounded so exciting.
Bucky, I know you're loving this cause you asked me to post the picture in the first place. :-)
This may have already been said, but how do you explain the monkey on my back?
And no, I'm not in the freak porn industry.
Niffer - givin' some chick a piggyback ride, perhaps?
(see how helpful I am?)
Niffer, hi! I don't think it's a monkey. I think it's a cat. But maybe Bucky's right.
Thanks for the help, Bucky.
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