Squirl's Nest

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey

I need to keep practicing posting photos so I don't forget how to. Bucky dared me to show my monkey so here it is.

squirlmonkey

I happen to like this particular photo.

39 comments

Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

NOW who's the classy sister?

Sun Jun 19, 07:18:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Who dared me to post it?

Sun Jun 19, 07:41:00 PM  
Blogger Susie said...

You two are too cute. (I meant you and Bucky, but you and the monkey, too.) Is that monkey still around? Did it have a name? LG is very into monkeys now.

Sun Jun 19, 07:43:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Susie, don't remember if it had a name. It definitely did not survive to this day. I probably wouldn't have really remembered it had it not been for this picture.

You should have seen Bucky and me giggling this weekend. No stress of sick mom. It was a great weekend. Does LG have a stuffed monkey or does she just like the live ones?

Sun Jun 19, 07:57:00 PM  
Blogger SierraBella said...

I surely hope it was a good monkey, or you'd have had to spank the monkey!

Cute picture!

Sun Jun 19, 08:02:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Sierrabella, yes, thank goodness it was a good monkey. It was too big for me to spank. Take that as you will. :-)

Thanks, I like this picture, too.

Sun Jun 19, 08:06:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Peter told us to:

Shock the monkey!

Sun Jun 19, 08:38:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Mr B, behave yourself. I don't want to have to punish you.

Sun Jun 19, 09:24:00 PM  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Ahh well this seems like a very appropriate post for me to give you whats coming to you!!

Ahem, In honor of you guessing my new hair color, and by your own choice, I will now administer your virtual spanking. Ready? Ok then.

Oh Squirl, You have been a naughty little girl. We all know it, you can't hide it anymore. You need to come over here and take your punishment. There is no sense in fighting it, you'll only make it harder on yourself. This is going to hurt me more then it will hurt you young lady. Alright, thats a good girl.

Now come here, over my knee, thats it. (SPANK) Now you have to be good! (SPANK) I am sorry you made me do this, but its for your own good (SPANK) Your just so naughty (SPANK SPANK SPANK) Now, I hope you have learned your lesson but just incase (SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK spank tap tap tap)


Ok then. My job here is done. Have a nice day.

Mon Jun 20, 02:15:00 AM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Oh, Jess, yes, I have learned my lesson. My monkey and I will be good now.

Mon Jun 20, 07:07:00 AM  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

OK Jess....
'sup with the "tap tap tap"?

Or, is this whole spanking thing just not being done properly in my home?

Mon Jun 20, 07:33:00 AM  
Blogger LadyBug said...

This makes me think of that Saturday Night Live sketch with Deiter, and the whole "Touch my monkey" thing.

Mon Jun 20, 10:38:00 AM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Bucky, you just might have to give Jess more details before she can properly answer that.

Ladybug, I came in late to all the monkey jokes here. Bucky's tried to bring me up to speed. I didn't watch enough SNL at that time period. Probably missed a lot.

Mon Jun 20, 10:51:00 AM  
Blogger Kitty said...

You are soooo adorable Squirly!

Mon Jun 20, 11:00:00 AM  
Blogger eclectic said...

What is it with monkeys?

That is a darling picture of you with yours -- I had a green furry one when I was little and it was true love! My daughter has a beanie-baby one that's orange and she STILL plays with it even at her advanced and sophisticated age.

Nothing better than lovin' a monkey, I guess.

Mon Jun 20, 11:01:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Me? Behave? Yeah right. :)

Mon Jun 20, 11:06:00 AM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Thanks, Kitty.

Eclectic, if you want to know the deal with the monkey please ask Bucky. I don't wanna talk about it. I'm the classy sister. And good for your daughter. I'm sure she thinks she's very sophisticated. :-)

Mr B, what was I thinking?

Mon Jun 20, 11:28:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

*singing*

"don't you know you gotta
SHOCK the monkey
SHOCK the monkey..."

Mon Jun 20, 11:42:00 AM  
Blogger Kitty said...

I think Jess is cuttin into my territory.

Squirl is mine. I peed on her.

And her little monkey too.

Ya.

Mon Jun 20, 02:30:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Ha! Kitty, I like you even more with that one.

Mon Jun 20, 02:49:00 PM  
Blogger Von Krankipantzen said...

I am steadfastly clinging to my belief that "monkey" is a term of endearment. Not the crotchal area. I will not be swayed in my quest. Bring back the innocence!

Mon Jun 20, 02:55:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Kitty, you did almost knock a glass of water on me. But you braved getting that heavy sweater wet so you could protect me from the soaking.

Mr B, who wouldn't admire Kitty?

Mon Jun 20, 02:56:00 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Squirl, since I'm the only sister in my family, doesn't that automatically make me the classy one too? So then, I'll just head on over to Bucky's and get to the bottom of this monkey business. I'll let you know what I discover, in a classy way.

Mon Jun 20, 02:59:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Kranki, you snuck in on me. I'm with you. Let's bring back the innocence to the monkey. Power to the innocent monkey!

Eclectic, at this site monkey = monkey regardless of what Bucky and others say. And, yes, that would make you the classy one. :-)

Mon Jun 20, 03:43:00 PM  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Sorry, you guys, but the inevitable fact of the matter is this:

monkey=vagina

Thank you.

The non-classy sister

Mon Jun 20, 04:57:00 PM  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Oh, dear...

Have I cleared the room with the "v" word?

Mon Jun 20, 06:58:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

I guess so Bucky. In fact when I first opened this up your profile pic was the only one that didn't show. I thought you were hiding in shame. :-)

Mon Jun 20, 07:57:00 PM  
Blogger Ern said...

Aaaahh, run, run away from the monkey!

Mon Jun 20, 07:57:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Ern, that thing was as big as I was. Looks pretty scary.

Mon Jun 20, 08:45:00 PM  
Blogger Spurious Plum said...

Aw, you're both super cute.

Mon Jun 20, 10:22:00 PM  
Blogger Spurious Plum said...

You and the monkey, anyway.

Mon Jun 20, 10:23:00 PM  
Blogger Susie said...

LG likes stuffed monkeys. She has monkey t=shirts, monkey panties, socks, etc.

Bucky is just plain wrong about monkeys. A monkey is a monkey, similar to the one pictured here. That is all.

Mon Jun 20, 10:36:00 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Susie is right, of course. But Bucky's version is just ever so very funny when you start substituting one word for the other. I mean, really, just the feminine products aisle of Target, for example.

Naughty, naughty Bucky. ;)

Tue Jun 21, 12:20:00 AM  
Blogger Kitty said...

LOL Monkey Plugs?

Monkey Mattresses?

Monkey Covers with Wings?

I so love you eclectic!

Tue Jun 21, 07:28:00 AM  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Kitty, "Monkey Covers With Wings"?
Now you're gettin' all Flying Monkey on my ass.

I also like to do the opposite, substitute the "v" word for monkey.

So things like:

Shock the monkey
monkey see, monkey do
stop monkeyin' around
monkey in the middle
monkeyshine

become ever so much funnier!

Tue Jun 21, 08:03:00 AM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Plum, thanks!

Susie, monkey = vagina is funny but I feel more comfortable with monkey = monkey.

Eclectic, I see you're getting into the swing of it.

Kitty, feminine hygeine products have never sounded so exciting.

Bucky, I know you're loving this cause you asked me to post the picture in the first place. :-)

Tue Jun 21, 10:06:00 AM  
Blogger the niffer said...

This may have already been said, but how do you explain the monkey on my back?

And no, I'm not in the freak porn industry.

Tue Jun 21, 12:32:00 PM  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Niffer - givin' some chick a piggyback ride, perhaps?

(see how helpful I am?)

Tue Jun 21, 03:44:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Niffer, hi! I don't think it's a monkey. I think it's a cat. But maybe Bucky's right.

Thanks for the help, Bucky.

Tue Jun 21, 06:06:00 PM  

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