It's been a long time since I posted an instant message between Ichabod and me.  This is from December 2005.  He and I work at the same place, we just drive separately.  It was one of the early wintry weather days we'd had that year so I was asking him about his drive.
I have to tell you, too, that there is no subway here and no cabs that would've gone from Grand Rapids to our workplace 21 miles away.  But, anyway, here's just another example of our free association.
Squirl        How was your drive in?
Ichabod    I took a cab
Squirl        lol
Ichabod    No, I took the subway
Squirl        that's a sandwich shop
Ichabod    you know you can catch it in creston
Ichabod    most people don't know that
Squirl        um that would be no
Ichabod    The subway is one of gr's best kept secrets
Ichabod    one of GR's best kept secretions
Squirl        lol lol
Ichabod    Outside it's cold and snowy, but in the subway it's warm and dry.
Squirl        I'll bet
Squirl        I thought most people were going slower than was really necessary.  The fastest I ever went was 70 and I passed a lot of people.  Most of them were going 50 or 55
Ichabod    the subway broke the sound barrier
Squirl        then it should fix it
Ichabod    and all the kings horses and all the kings men so far haven't been able to
Squirl        that's because they're union
Ichabod    yes they took the union of horses and men. If they'd taken the intersection they might have succeeded
Squirl        good point
Ichabod    a very good but elusive point
Ichabod    or illusive point
Squirl        it does paint a pretty picture
Ichabod    the intersection is in the centaur
Squirl       centaur of town?
Ichabod    the centaur of the intersction of all the kings horses and all the kings men.
Squirl       Oh, now I get it
Labels: free association, insanity