Nanina, did you ever hear anybody say "hung like a moose"? I think nobody says it because moose are hung better than horses. It's too intimidating to human males.
Okay, George, I did lol. I've never seen a Texas steer, and please don't offer to show me. Thanks anyway.
Ern, this is Ichabod's. He's about the same age as Bucky. I think that age group was really into Gumby and Pokey. You can still buy them. In fact, I saw the Pokey that was the same size as this Gumby and was going to get it for Ich for Christmas. He was with me then. I went back later and it was gone. Darn it!
I'm truly sorry things haven't worked out between you and Gumby - I mean, if you two can't make it, who can??? - but you need to pull yourself together a little bit.
These public displays of jealousy are, frankly, unseemly and embarassing. And don't you think you could easily find a new love with THIS? Or, should I say, THAT?
Have a little dignity, Pokey. And put down the Rolling Rock so I can call you a cab. I think you've had enough horse piss beer for one night.
Susie, did you see how Pokey is lashing out? Did you see the link he gave for "hung like a moose"? Would you consider taking him on as a client? I really think he needs profesisonal help.
I would agree that POKEY needs some help. However . . . how can I put this . . . for reasons of professional ethics . . . I will be unable to treat POKEY . . . there are certain . . . conflicts of interest that may . . . um . . . ARISE . . .
Susie, well, I'm sure THIS kind of thing has come up in your professional ethics studies. But that stiil leaves Pokey poking around for help. What's up with THIS?
WHEW...sheesh! Gettin' stuff off my mind is tough...but I'm trying thanks to your sister 4Buckin'eyeballzez comment on my page... Come on now...use that handy google feature and google off some Texas Steer im'ges, do I gotta dare ya? ...Pokey'd probably 'presheateit, it'd give 'im a rest from all the ridin' he's taken lately. Steer is good for ridin'. Take it from 'ole George here...
Daannngg...that there steer is one that mouse disqualified...same steer...danggg. Ya see Squirly Girly, your lil sis gott er alll figuord out. She's smart as a whip that one. I't be good to put Pokey on that there steer in that pic. Little fence wire outo do er...then that there mouse'll know the whole story and realies this there steer is reaalll sad.
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I noticed Gumby is sitting a little high in the saddle...
Does he have a STD?
Yes, you did you were just keeping it to yourself.
Oops, Sierrabella, you popped in while I was commenting. I don't know, I'll have to ask him.
Ya got the Bullwinkle, but no Rocky? Nothin' up your sleeve?
Pokey, you're obviously a sore loser. Maybe Gumby doesn't want THIS anymore. Ever think about that?
Mr B, yup, nothin.
Well, Gumby is just going after umm bigger things!
Nanina, did you ever hear anybody say "hung like a moose"? I think nobody says it because moose are hung better than horses. It's too intimidating to human males.
SWLF, it was my honor to be privy to the great love and affection that was on your site. My heart and prayers go out to you all!
Laughing, I can't say that I have ever heard anyone say "hung like a moose". But I agree with your reason why. :)
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Well I ain't never heard of nobody sayin' hung like a Texas Steer eether ether either ither...o darn it o forget it. laugh out loud
Was I not there the day God passed out the Gumby figurines? What's up with everyone having them?
Kitty, I try to be, sick that is.
Okay, George, I did lol. I've never seen a Texas steer, and please don't offer to show me. Thanks anyway.
Ern, this is Ichabod's. He's about the same age as Bucky. I think that age group was really into Gumby and Pokey. You can still buy them. In fact, I saw the Pokey that was the same size as this Gumby and was going to get it for Ich for Christmas. He was with me then. I went back later and it was gone. Darn it!
Here's your "hung like a moose"!
Gumby will be back for THIS!
POKEY
Pokey...you're a bitter horsie, aren't you?
I'm truly sorry things haven't worked out between you and Gumby - I mean, if you two can't make it, who can??? - but you need to pull yourself together a little bit.
These public displays of jealousy are, frankly, unseemly and embarassing. And don't you think you could easily find a new love with THIS? Or, should I say, THAT?
Have a little dignity, Pokey. And put down the Rolling Rock so I can call you a cab. I think you've had enough horse piss beer for one night.
Pokey, that was cruel and uncalled for. You'll have to pull yourself together and start behaving civilly if you want Gumby back.
Bucky, thank you. That was very eloquent. I couldn't have said it better than that.
Geez whiz! Such drama here at the Squirl's Nest. Poor POKEY.
Susie, did you see how Pokey is lashing out? Did you see the link he gave for "hung like a moose"? Would you consider taking him on as a client? I really think he needs profesisonal help.
First Brad and Jen and now THIS!
I would agree that POKEY needs some help. However . . . how can I put this . . . for reasons of professional ethics . . . I will be unable to treat POKEY . . . there are certain . . . conflicts of interest that may . . . um . . . ARISE . . .
Kranki, I know. What is the world coming to???
Susie, well, I'm sure THIS kind of thing has come up in your professional ethics studies. But that stiil leaves Pokey poking around for help. What's up with
THIS?
I'm with Pokey...revenge is sweet!
GreatWhite, don't encourage him.
My goodness, all the sexual tension, the teasing, the anger.
This would make an excellent soap on the spanish channel.
Jess, yo quiero. Sounds like fun to me.
If Gumby and Pokey don't KNOCK IT OFF, there'll be a Blockhead revolt. Is THAT what you want?
WHEW...sheesh! Gettin' stuff off my mind is tough...but I'm trying thanks to your sister 4Buckin'eyeballzez comment on my page...
Come on now...use that handy google feature and google off some Texas Steer im'ges, do I gotta dare ya?
...Pokey'd probably 'presheateit, it'd give 'im a rest from all the ridin' he's taken lately. Steer is good for ridin'. Take it from 'ole George here...
GW - I wouldn't be steerin' you wrong if I steer you here.
Daannngg...that there steer is one that mouse disqualified...same steer...danggg.
Ya see Squirly Girly, your lil sis gott er alll figuord out. She's smart as a whip that one. I't be good to put Pokey on that there steer in that pic. Little fence wire outo do er...then that there mouse'll know the whole story and realies this there steer is reaalll sad.
tshsmom, we're trying to get everything calmed down. Everybody stay calm.
Bucky, Snickers might beg to differ.
GW, yes, I think Pokey should definitely ride that disqualified steer. What does Mouse know anyway?
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