Squirl's Nest

Monday, September 26, 2005

The story Biscuit never wanted you to know

Any regular readers of this blog know Susie. You probably also know her dog, VBD (very bad dog) Biscuit.

The sad part of this story is that Susie doesn't know just how bad Biscuit is. Until now he's been keeping his little parties quiet. You know, the parties he has when Susie, Jif, and LG are all gone for the weekend. Biscuit's been smart enough to invite a discriminating crowd.

But the last party took a turn for the worse. A newcomer, one of the really BAD element crashed the party. Out came the Twister game and it was total debauchery. Biscuit barely got everyone out and the place cleaned before his family came home.

Then Biscuit received this photo in the mail. This grainy, poor quality photo was meant to blackmail him. Instead he, wisely, sent it to me to publish and tell the story of his innocence. The bad element crashed his party, really Mom, it did. It just came in, took over and started playing Twister.

Here's the evidence. Susie, go easy on him. Any kid can have a party go bad on him.

Twister Winner


Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

In Biscuit's defense, he DID manage to break up the game of truth or dare that was starting on Susie and Jif's bed. Score one for Biscuit.

Mon Sep 26, 02:02:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Bucky, you're right. He's really not always bad. Were they really getting into the interspecies, well, um, you know.

Mon Sep 26, 02:07:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

I suspsect some of this caused the creation of CatDog.

Mon Sep 26, 04:18:00 PM  
Blogger Susie said...

He is not just a VBD, he's the WDE (worst dog EVER). He is lucky he's cute. He always cheats at every game he plays, and he has all sorts of bestial things going on here, whenever we leave the house. Please don't encourage him.

obadcccy (even my word verification has "bad" in it when I comment about Biscuit)

Mon Sep 26, 08:06:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Mr B, I had to Google CatDog. I think you may be on to something.

Susie, sorry you had to hear the bad news through the media. Maybe he's lucky that you know. You should take the Twister with you the next time you go away for the weekend. Of course, if he's really into bestiality he'll figure out a way.

How come my word verification has jizz in it? Yuck!

Mon Sep 26, 08:17:00 PM  
Blogger Kitty said...

Over here giggling - "Ha, ha! Susie caught VBD! Wonder if there is an ointment for that."

Mon Sep 26, 08:35:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Kitty, if there is, maybe it works on booty flies, too. Hmm, that's a brainy ides.

Mon Sep 26, 08:41:00 PM  
Blogger Kitty said...

Oooh, good comeback Squirly :).

Mon Sep 26, 08:54:00 PM  
Blogger Von Krankipantzen said...

When cute dogs named after yummy baked goods go bad.

Mon Sep 26, 08:54:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Thanks, Kitty!

Kranki, that's a great tag line. We had some really good biscuits made by Ichabod's mom yesterday. They were way better than the meatloaf his dad made. Of course, you'd know that, as a vegetarian. :-)

Mon Sep 26, 08:59:00 PM  
Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Hahahaha thats nothing! You should see the raves they have over at my place the second you turn your back. Biscuit should swing by this way, we can show him how to really party down.

I mean come on, that Twister mat has no cat nip on it, I see no hot cat nip oil and where are the nubby rubber dog bones that can be used for....

Ahh I have said to much.

clpznd? I dont wanna catch that...

Tue Sep 27, 01:06:00 AM  
Blogger August95 said...

I guess I am still fooled by his sweet face. Poor Biscuit, Bad Cat.

Very Cute!

Tue Sep 27, 01:12:00 AM  
Blogger Ern said...

Catnip is a sign of a rager? Then we routinely throw wild parties for our cat!

Our dog's idea of a good time is more along the lines of a fat bone than a wild twister party.

Tue Sep 27, 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Danielle said...


(and of course scheming about ways to get funny pics of my cat)

Tue Sep 27, 08:46:00 AM  
Blogger LadyBug said...

Well, I didn't see a thing. I was on the couch, waiting my turn to make out with Bucky.


Tue Sep 27, 10:52:00 AM  
Blogger Nina said...

Poor Biscuit, just trying to have a good time. It is good that he has that cute thing going in his favor.

Tue Sep 27, 11:35:00 AM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Jess, I suppose your cats really know how to throw a party. According to Susie, though, he's already bad enough.

August, bad cat, baaaad cat.

Ern, you might want to run a video tape while you're out, you know, just to see what kind of wild parties happen while you're out...

Danielle, that'll give you something besides your work to think about for a while. :-)

Ladybug, is there that much of a line?

Nanina, yes, he's so cute. Especially when he has no eye holes.

Tue Sep 27, 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger SierraBella said...

Hey, everybody needs a little tail sometimes!

Tue Sep 27, 04:34:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Sierrabella, well, now that you put it that way...

Tue Sep 27, 08:56:00 PM  
Blogger Effie said...

Hey Squirl, where are ya? Whatcha up to? Wanna play a game of Twister with VBD, the kitty and me? How about this meme I found on Poop & Boogies? I've tagged ya!

pxiolucr--a lucrative pixie?

Thu Sep 29, 12:36:00 PM  
Blogger whfropera said...

I actually have to test a video camera, and have every intention of surprising poor Linus with what will now be known as "the CatCam". stay tuned folks, it may need an opera soundtrack on it, depending on how bad the debauchery gets...
~listening to~ Orbital - the Octane soundtrack

Thu Sep 29, 02:26:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Hi Effie, I've been so derned busy this week. All month has been busy at work, but this week they threw in about jillion meetings. I'll have to check out your tag. I got tagged by Ladybug, too. Maybe I can get back into my blog swing by next week.

Operagal, hi. You make me feel guilty for whining about being busy. You are really one busy, busy lady. I want to see the footage you get of Linus. Debauchery and opera seem to go together. And we wouldn't have it any other way.

Thu Sep 29, 06:35:00 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

*giggling* Sydney knows NOTHING about the party at Biscuit's house. Although, now that you mention it, there was blue plastic stuck under one of her toenails.... hmmmmm... :::Sydney?!:::

Sat Oct 01, 05:35:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Eclectic, has Sydney been going to Biscuit's parties? If it weren't for that gate-crashing cat he'd never have been found out, either.

Sat Oct 01, 05:40:00 PM  

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