Squirl's Nest

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Recent conversation at my house

Me: How was your swim?

Ich: There was a piece of poop in the pool.

Me: Oh, Ich, there was NOT.



Blogger Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

OK, who pooped in the pool?

Wed Sep 12, 09:11:00 PM  
Blogger Susie said...

In these parts, that's known as a "fecal incident." The pool management sends out emails with that in the subject line.

Wed Sep 12, 09:21:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Nick, I don't think it was Ichabod. We'll blame it on the little kids who take lessons there.

Susie, this cracks me up that this is the first post you've commented on here in a while. It does deserve a comment, though. He says that the YMCA takes poop in the pool in stride. He gets no fecal incident e-mails.

Wed Sep 12, 09:27:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

*thinks it was prolly just a candy bar*

Thu Sep 13, 06:41:00 AM  
Blogger tweetey30 said...

I have heard of that here as well. LOL... I dont remember who told me they ran into the same incident here at a pool.

Thu Sep 13, 07:54:00 AM  
Blogger Susie said...

Ha. You know, I'm saving your Alaska trip the way I'm saving Nilbo's parents' love story. I know I will really enjoy it, and it's good to have something to look forward to. Call me crazy (it's not as though no one ever has). ;)

Thu Sep 13, 10:16:00 AM  
Blogger Courtney said...

Dammit! I wanted to make the candy bar joke! :D

Thu Sep 13, 04:59:00 PM  
Blogger here today, gone tomorrow said...

I so look forward to these Squirl and Ichabod conversations. More!

Thu Sep 13, 07:49:00 PM  
Blogger jenski said...

Ewww...I'd say I'm glad I swim in a college's pool, but they definitely have kids' swim lessons there too. Now I'll have to keep my eye out for floaties.

Thu Sep 13, 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous soozieq said...

There would have been poop and barf in the pool had that been me instead of him.

I'm am cracking up at Susie's "Fecal Incident" email thing though ;-)

Fri Sep 14, 12:51:00 AM  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...


It was me.

I pooped in the pool.

No, that's not true; I would never do anything so childish and thoughtless.

I pooped in the jacuzzi.

Fri Sep 14, 01:31:00 AM  
Blogger tshsmom said...

Me too Courtney. Baby Ruth to be exact. ;)

Fri Sep 14, 03:42:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Mr B, you're first! on the candy bar joke, that is.

Tweety, it just seems gross, but I guess that what happens when you have really little kids swimming.

Susie, I've finished my part of the Alaska trip. I don't when Ich will get his part done. And I think we're all just about the same brand of crazy around here.

Courtney, it is duly noted that you did think of it before you read the comments. ;-)

htgt, we have fun. I'll bet you and the cap'n do, too.

Jenski, I hadn't thought about you swimming. I know you do plenty of exercising. Yes, watch out for the floaties.

SoozieQ, that would definitely need a clean up. I never heard of a fecal incident e-mail either.

Bucky, yuck, I use the jacuzzi. :-(

tshsmom, I was thinking Tootsie Rolls for some reason.

Fri Sep 14, 06:25:00 PM  
Blogger tshsmom said...

Caddyshack had a Baby Ruth. ;)

I've given you an award at my blog.

Sat Sep 15, 08:38:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle said...

I love the pun. Oh, Ich. Like Oh, ICK!

because it is definitely ick. or maybe eek. or perhaps yuck....

Sat Sep 15, 02:29:00 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Logically, I KNOW it makes no difference where the "fecal matter" originates because it's all impossibly disgusting, but somehow, thinking it came from a very small child makes it less horrifying than to think it was a 'gift' from one of the other demographics. Ew, ew, ew. This is why I ride my bike... no one ever poops on it.

Sat Sep 15, 07:39:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

tshsmom, thank you for the award. I promise I will get to it. I still two others I need to post. I'm lame.

Danielle, it was icky, yucky, or whatever. I guess you could remember all the chlorine in the pool. And that thing had to have been there for at least a day. He swims early in the morning before the kids get there.

Eclectic, I know, little kid poop doesn't seem quite as horrible. Nobody poops on your bike? Not even birds?

Sun Sep 16, 09:19:00 AM  
Blogger tshsmom said...

You don't have to make it a tag. Just consider it a compliment. ;)

Sun Sep 16, 10:00:00 PM  
Blogger Bone Machine said...

Toby Keith was at the pool?

Well, I'll be damned.

Sun Sep 16, 10:19:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

tshsmom, I do take as a compliment, absolutely. Thank you!

Bone, if that was him, then he was at the bottom of the pool. But I guess you wouldn't mind that either.

Mon Sep 17, 07:55:00 PM  
Blogger Bone Machine said...

I'm not sure they make concrete cowboy boots, but they should.

Wed Sep 19, 04:19:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Bone, maybe somebody needs a suggestion box. No what I'm sayin'?

Wed Sep 19, 04:53:00 PM  

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