Squirl's Nest

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Habemus Papa!

We have a Pope! They think that old German Cardinal is pope. Little do they know that we finally have a woman pope. Maybe we've had women popes before, but nobody's talkin'. I think this woman pope could make some of the changes the church has needed for a while.

Sorry for the steal, Bucky. I just didn't think it could be said enough. I'm waiting for my blessing now from good Pope Jess.


Anonymous Jessicarabbit said...

Ahh Squirl, the faithful are always rewarded. My blesssings upon you and your fluffy tailed ways. I will go find you right away and make my minions stop chewing on you.

I am so tired of those old men ignoring me, there is going to be a smiting pretty soon Im telling ya..

Tue Apr 19, 08:58:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Will the new pope get a hand-me-down pope mobile, or will they fork out some change and build a new one? Candy-ass apple red oughta be the way to go if you ask me, but usually they don't.

Tue Apr 19, 09:17:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Pope Jess, I am so honored that I just don't know what to say. Those old men better watch out. I bet you could do some mighty mean smiting.

Mr B, I like candy apple red. Is that the same as candy-ass apple red? Don't feel bad. They don't ask my opinion either.

Tue Apr 19, 09:44:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

It's close, but candy-ass apple red has just a touch of pink and smidge more of sassy.

Tue Apr 19, 09:45:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Oh, then that would make it perfect for Pope Jess! Gotta do it!

Tue Apr 19, 09:55:00 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

I want to say sooo many things... :::slaps hands, slaps hands::: Pleease say it's okay to post a snarky comment... please, please, please??? Der kinder n... ??? wha?

Tue Apr 19, 09:55:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Go ahead Courtney, snarky away.

Tue Apr 19, 09:56:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Waiting for it to get all snarkified in here!

Tue Apr 19, 10:00:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Me too.

Tue Apr 19, 10:05:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

*getting concerned about his bed time*

Tue Apr 19, 10:18:00 PM  
Blogger Kitty said...

I was praying ever so hard for a black woman pope tho squirl!

Papal Sista Sheniqua...

Tue Apr 19, 10:40:00 PM  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Aaaaah, the Squirl has received a blessing from the pontiff, and her voodoo doll has been rescued from the pope's cardinals (cleverly disguised as felines).
From now on, it's Vatican Rock City!

Mr. B - if they won't let the Pope have the candy-ass apple red 'mobile, I'd be more than happy to drive it in the meantime.

Wed Apr 20, 07:43:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Ok, Bucky it's all yours. Just make sure you swing by Ruby Falls as you near Rock City.

Wed Apr 20, 12:24:00 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

The pressure got to me... I'm now drawing a blank... :(

Wed Apr 20, 12:30:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Courtney, if it ever comes back to you please feel free.

Wed Apr 20, 12:32:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...


Yeah, it's ok.


I'm sure it was a real winner....

*floats out of the room like a limp balloon*

Wed Apr 20, 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Jessicarabbit said...

Actually if its all the same, I would prefer a purple Pope mobile. Then people can say, Hey! Its the Pink Pope's Purple Popemobile, Properly Parading Past People Piously.

5 times fast. All together now.

And Bucky its not a voodoo doll, I just like to brush her fuzzy tail ok, and I wish you would quit riding me about this, damn woman back off!

Wed Apr 20, 03:35:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

Such alliteration. I'm blown away!

Wed Apr 20, 03:40:00 PM  
Blogger Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Blown away and got your fuzzy tail brushed! Squirl, you are truly blessed!

Wed Apr 20, 07:48:00 PM  
Blogger Squirl said...

I am truly blessed. My fuzzy tail says thank you.

Wed Apr 20, 08:57:00 PM  
Blogger greatwhitebear said...

Those ta ta's could make me get religion!

Wed Apr 20, 09:29:00 PM  
Blogger Tardist said...

Okay, so the pope goes into a bar and he sits down and orders a Virgin Mary. The bartender asks - what? Pope jokes aren't cool?
Oops, sorry.

Thu Apr 21, 01:01:00 AM  
Blogger Susie said...

Habemus brainy idea! You and Ichabod come and see me tomorrow (today? Friday.) I shoulda given you some credit, but I didn't because that's just how I am. I hope it cracks me up in the morning like it does tonight. We'll see;)

Fri Apr 22, 12:31:00 AM  

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